Friday, January 9, 2009

My Christmas Poem from Carolyn :o)

(sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Krystal got run over by a policeman
Walkin’ home from shopping one day
She can show you bruises just to prove it
And you can see her limping on her way

She’d been drinkin’ too much coffee
‘Cause she had no Cola Light
And she was feelin’ kind of jumpy
Guess that’s why she found herself in this plight
Well the policeman, he just hit her
As he was riding on his bike (motorbike, that is)
She neither fainted, fell nor swooned
She just glared at him as though he’d lost his mind (with those expressive eyebrows, of course)

Sing Chorus

Now we’re all so proud of Krystal
She’s been taking this so well
She’s learnin’ language, bakin’ cookies,
Doin’ math, makin’ cards, talkin’ on the tel (-ophone)
It’s not Christmas without poems
And so I leave this one with you
If she wasn’t still “revolting”,
Krystal would write down a poem for you too

Sing Chorus

Now her gift is in the bag
All in brown with strings of green
Hope she finds something that surely pleases
And will help her forget bruises on her shin (Albanian pronunciation)
I've warned all my friends and neighbors. "Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, to those policemen who ignore the traffic rules!

(Sing it Krystal!)

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